PLEASE, Get a Vasectomy

Saiy My Name
2 min readOct 28, 2022

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Please, get a vasectomy
Please, oh pretty please
Snip that lil sack

Nobody, I mean nobody
Deserves the engagement of a man
Who will never have your back

Get this…
His ex wife can be in your face
And he will simply stand there

She can bully and harass
Show up to your home unannounced
And he won’t care

Refuses to take ownership
Of the lack of boundaries and respect

Spent thousands of dollars on new sex toys
Money into sex club memberships too, correct

Didn’t even say thanks for the shoes I bought his son
The ones he wears to school and the new Nike slides

Didn’t pay for my ticket to the movie he invited me too
Or dinner before.. or the movie snack sides

Spent hundreds on gas
Driving to and from Tinder dates

No job for more than half the year
Complains no money, prioritizes lifting weights

Hours spent in the gym
We respect the hustle

Complaining about not having a home
While taking drugs to build muscles

No bank for the kids
No funds or quality time spent

Alcoholic beverages and sex club memberships
More important than rent

Pretty please
Leave everyone alone
Ain’t no human deserve this

Lure them in
Egoic and shadow reasons
Use them, abuse them, then a final kiss

Your engagement almost killed your first wife
Oh.. and of course you too

A friend wrestling a gun out of your mouth
A story your hide except for the chosen few

Next came wife number two
Who you said you never wanted to date

But you knocked her up and did the “good Christian” thing
By staying and adding to the birth rate

Then comes baby number two
Well, technically three

This one from your decision to fuck
And then she raped you, unable to flee

Yet you stayed
Just like I did.. for far too long

Listen to someone when they sing
That godforsaken song

Pretty please, don’t date until you’re ready for divine partnership
Nobody.. and I mean NOBODY deserves for you to engage them the way you do

It almost killed you and Katiebeth
Then Nickie went bonkers. And I almost did too..

Then I came back from it stronger, more vulnerable, forgiving
Compassionate, and heart-centered

Please for the love of god, satan, or whatever supreme being you pray to..
Don’t do this to anyone else, ill-tempered

If you’re going to work on yourself
Do it without leaving more destruction and drama in your path

Actually do the honest work this time
Ain’t nobody deserve the ruins of your self-inflicted wrath

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Saiy My Name
Saiy My Name

Written by Saiy My Name

These poems serve two purposes… 1) The clarity they provide me. And the greatest reason I feel compelled to share.. 2) For you to experience the “we.”

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